Totally free. (no health insurance needed).
No adverse side effects whatsoever.
The best anti stress reliever on the market.
Purges, fear, anxiety, gloom, doom, and depression.
Reduces the effects of aging.
Has even been known to bring peace in the midst of war (see “Joyous Noel”)
Have you guessed it yet?
A genuine shot of Christmas!
I don’t of course mean the materialistic hustle for presents and party goods, but the joyful remembrance of the greatest gift of all, celebrated with those we love most. Strangely I suspect with all that’s transpired the past year, the chaos and fearmongering, the disturbing signs and most off all the separation from loved ones, this may be the truest celebration in years.